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Luckenbach Poker Run sign-in table at Lone Star BMW/Triumph

If you break the rules, I'll find you and...

Just another supermodel hanging out at our store

Might as well check out Lone Star's new BMWs and Triumphs

Luck of the draw?

'OK, no cutting in line.'

'I thought YOU were bringing the map.'

'I wish I hadn't had that second cup of coffee.'

'I wish you had called and told me what you were wearing.'

'I put in an extra stick of deodorant.'

'I can't find my keys.

'Well, I think chaps with only a thong is just plain tacky.'

Let's get on the road!

'I'm getting a little old for this kind of behavior.'

There they go!

'I'm glad I've got all these luggage compartments.'

'May I have your attention, please!'

'I don't think they can hear me. Hey! Over here!'

'Bullhorn? Bullhorn? I don't need no stinkin' bullhorn.'

'I don't know if we've got enough balls to play this game.'

'This bike ain't big enough for you, me, and your balls.'

'We are the champions. We are the champions.'

'We must be livin' right.'

'Man, these adults sure do play some silly games.'

'You know, that's a pretty big weenie.'

'Could you slow down a little? This isn't a race, you know.'

'But sweetie, I told you size doesn't matter.'

'That's the hungriest bunch of people I've ever seen.'

'Hey, who forgot the can opener?'

Nice shirt.

Got ice?

'We'd better feed this bunch soon. They look hungry.'

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Updated on: 05/12/08 at 18:25

Lone Star BMW / Triumph, ; Austin, Texas