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Ode to a SaddleSore

Twas the Night Before an Iron Butt

by Robert Odendahl


Twas the night before the SaddleSore
and all through Lone Star.
Not a customer could been seen
neither near nor far.

The employees all stood by their stations that night
with hopes and dreams something soon would go right.
Robert was uneasy as he sat in his chair
while Peter was pacing and losing his hair.

When out on the parking lot there rose such a roar,
Gary ran to the window, tripped and fell on the floor.
To the wonder of all what did appear
HCBMWR members with saddlebags full of beer.

They swarmed through the store with fists full of money,
Like a hive of bees buzzing 'round a jar of honey.
More rapid they entered more rapid they came
Denise whistled and shouted and called them by name.

There was Eric, Bob, Christopher, and Ben,
Les, and Allen, Bill and naturally Ken.
Their faces were brown, their boots were so crusty,
'cause they were riding on roads bumpy and dusty.

With a twinkle in their eyes and money to spare,
They shopped and shopped with enthusiasm so rare.
Del bought a new jacket and Tom an RT
The cash registers chimed so gleefully.

They bought and bought with such a flurry,
Then they left all at once in a big hurry
They ran out the door as quickly as they came,
Surely nothing that night would be the same.

The purchases were finished, the goods were all wrapped,
brought to their bikes where they were strapped.
As they started their engines one said with great pride,
"We are traveling around Texas on a 1000 mile ride."

This feature originally appeared in November 2005 - Updated: 05/13/08

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Updated on: 05/13/08 at 09:39 CDT